The great conspiracy

I don't know how to say this. I may be on to something big. Very big. Okay, who am I kidding, it's probably not some big huge secret, but in my mind it is testament to the power of well-placed lobbying interests. It involves lima beans. I mean honestly, who in their right minds actually like lima beans? Any sane observer of the basic tenets of supply and demand would know that lima beans should not be as distributed as they are. Now, why may I ask you is this the case? It's a conspiracy of course. Now the whole extent of the conspiracy may not be fully known. Maybe I can get some government stimulus money to help explore this more fully. The only reason that I can think of why lima beans are in so many otherwise perfectly delicious vegetable dishes, is that Big Lima has infiltrated the entire societal structure and has been planting lima beans in some no doubt top-secret government or military sponsored testing project. My own personal theory is that it has to do mind control. Actually, it is worse than feared. http://www.foodreference.com/html/flimabeans.html I mean it's bad enough that they are nasty, ugly, flavorless pulse. Now they are slowly trying to poison us. Lima beans anyone?